October 13th, 2019
leaf-beard:
“ selki:
“My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe
I like it because: it is sofd
” ”

leaf-beard:

selki:

My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe
I like it because: it is sofd

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a-lazy-sailor:

diamond-jock:

arrghigiveup:

Beauty pageant website Missosology posted a bunch of the contestants of Mister Global 2019 in their official national costume portraits. Several of them are very 👀👀🔥

And then there is this guy 🤣:

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All of these guys can GET IT, but especially Panama 😍😍

You’re missing a lot.

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(via thefuzzhead)

October 2nd, 2019
yeahiwasintheshit:
“ok, and what did the 12 disciples have?
”

yeahiwasintheshit:

ok, and what did the 12 disciples have?

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October 1st, 2019
earthdad:
“this is what a king looks like
”

earthdad:

this is what a king looks like

(via may)

cottagecore:

ribcage-flutes:

cottagecore:

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

I HAVE A CHUNKY ORANGE FARM CAT

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his name is bathtub

oh i love bathtub

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catsbeaversandducks:

Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta!

(via may)

annastaia:

The type of life I want to be living.

(via may)

youlovetoseeit:
“I can’t with this
”

youlovetoseeit:

I can’t with this

(via may)

unadulteratedpiratepizza:

bloodwormbasement:

notjerrybeans:

gaypussyretard3:

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Fellas I’m really not trying to sound like that kinda guy but I’m literally gonna lose it

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“EMPLOYEE NO. 3023, YOUR ENJOYMENT LEVELS HAVE DROPPED BY 5%. DO YOU NOT ENJOY WORKING FOR AMAZON? YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO IMPROVE YOUR MOOD, OR YOUR NEXT PAYCHECK WILL BE MADE TO MATCH TO MATCH YOUR CURRENT ENJOYMENT LEVELS”

(Source: reuters.com, via may)

(via may)

rigaya:
“ dog at the club
”

rigaya:

dog at the club

(via giggle)

September 13th, 2019

midnight-mod:

sonic-wildfire:

beeftart:

shayhammowolf:

beeftart:

lions are like transgendering lol

Explain

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LOL theyre just transgedering :)

Game over, Republicans

Oh!!!! I got to see the first one in person, actually! She’s Mmamoriri from Mombo in Botswana! She was beautiful! And her pride is the group of lions often featured in nature documentaries since their main prey is cape buffalo, a huge and incredibly dangerous animal, resulting in some truly incredible battles between the species.

According to my guide, it was likely she had internal testes along with her external female genitalia, resulting in an increased testosterone level! It’s especially interesting just how dark her mane is, as black manes tend to only present in males with high testosterone. Fascinatingly, it presents not just as a mix of male and female physical traits, but also behaviors

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Here’s a picture I took of Mmamoriri (left) with a male from her pride. As you can see, she’s got the full striking mane, but her face and body are much smaller than the male’s.

Apparently this mix of traits has made her EXTREMELY popular within the pride. She hunts and cares for the young with the lionesses, which helps greatly since her larger stature is a major asset in taking down the formidable buffalo they feed on, but also roars and has a mane, and is therefore able to chase off hyenas (which tend to be stronger than female lions and harass them/steal food/kill cubs) with the males. Mmamoriri has fully diversified her portfolio!

So she’s a kickass intersex lion who says fuck no to gender roles and in doing so has become a major asset to her pride!

It is, unfortunately, probably the result of inbreeding in her pride, which is cut off from wider populations by virtue of living on an island in the Okavango. She is infertile, like the previous maned lioness in the pride, Martina. 

(via may)

asgarddropout:

what-grace-has-forgiveness:

girlsclothes:

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks

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